It's been so long~

Yeah~ it's been so long i didn't update my blog. Sorry for all the late reply ya.I just reach my home today 7pm, later 5am i gotta go back Ipoh for my grandpa's birthday .Last week was in KL hanging around with Gilbert and meet Supia the Super-man!! .Supia's mother is a funny person can kidding around! Auntie hope u don't mind i blog you a!!I wanna be your kai zai XD (just kidding)

When we was on the escalator  TimeSquare , we saw a boy was playing her girl friend hair after that..his hand go touch the girl breast in front of US. WTF?! If u wanna touch ,please go home zha until u song la...Don't do this in public..It's bad for those under 18 ....


Traffic jam is common in KL, but i can't even imagine a hospital also need a traffic police to get it up..IT'S so jam in the morning and jam until isnide UM?!...WTF?! KL traffic jam is so GENG!!

Soon will be moving to KL,will be less updating blog jor...Okay lar..that's all for this week, gotta go pack my stuff now..Bye all..see u guys after 1 week.

My Version of Grooming Tips

We live in a modem society nowadays, looks is important,no matter you're in work place or going to date someone.Here's some simple tips for Men grooming.


1) Beard and Mustache - Girl don't like it,so shave it please.

2) Clothes - Iron your clothing? Clothing represent how your personal habits,girls like clean and hate dirty. :P

3) Hair - Style your hair like KY's hair, then u'll qualified for project alpha season 3!! (just kidding =3)

4) Armpit - Yes, you need a deodorant for your armpit.Don't know what brand that's good? Neh Adidas Action 3 is what you need, remember to get Male but not the Female one.The black colour is for the men, the white is for the ladies.

 

 After you done,you can go for date with your girl. :P

No one to date? You can take down a video intro yourself

submit it to ruumz,

 and your face will be in Project Alpha Season 3 when next year. :P

 Project Alpha Season 2 Episode 1 

Project Alpha Season 2 Episode 2 

Project Alpha Season 2 Episode 3

Did u see that? 

Everyone in the video looking good because they grooms.

That the reason why they're in Project Alpha!!

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

Why so serious? Don't Mess with me and my friend.

Picture tell everything.

Yes high educated person act clever and in the end, shoot by k-tard. Until x-bleh tahan, ask to settle in real life, how mature is the person.
Mr. Mak, u need to get a better life,if u go to Lowyat's Kopitiam , you just piece of shit to them.Why i posting this up, a person acting he's good, but in the end....HOHOHOHO.

MMU faculty of diploma's website got HACKED

MMU is well known as Multimedia University in Malaysia. The website got HACKED again. Man i just cant stop laughing at it,solute the hacker. LOL!!



MMU's Cdp main site  ->  BICC 2010

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Moller SkyCar

Yesterday was so pissed when drive to Dataran Pahlawan. The traffic is jamming and the weather so hot. Suddenly remember a car that can fly name Moller SkyCar ...When Malaysia gonna import this car! Try to imagine if u can FLY with it, dating more place to go , no more traffic jam , i can go Singapore and Thailand without passport , always go Genting ask money from Uncle Lim .
If  u ask me what's ur dream car,I prefer this more than Lamborghini.I guese it's everyone dream car huh?

UFO?!

Specs

• Type: Personal Air Vehicle (PAV)
• Manufacturer: Moller International
• Propulsion system:Eight Rotapower duel-fuel Engines
• Top Speed: 375 mph
• Zero-to-60: NA
• MPG: NA
• Vehicle range: 750 miles
• Fuel(s): Ethanol or gasoline
• Tailpipe emissions: Yes

If you wanna know more about the skycar, u can visit this link. Click Me.


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Nga Kor Ming 倪可敏 - Malaysian Democratic Action Party Politician

Nga Kor Ming - a well known politician of Democratic Action Party (DAP). He was awarded with the prestigious award - 'The Outstanding Young Malaysian Awards' in year 2007.
A brief introduction of his background. He was borned in Air Tawar, Perak. In his years of studies, he enters University of Malaya Faculty of Law Course as one of the Top 50 candidate. Besides, in the year of 1993 and 1995, he won two country debate tournaments as the Best Debater. In 1997, he led the University of Malaya Chinese Debate Team and win as International Varsity Debate Varsity champion. In 1999, he was selected as District state legislator in the election, also served as parliamentary leader of the opposition party of Perak at the same time. He has become Malaysia’s youngest State Assembly Leader of the Opposition. He also served as the leader of the Democratic Action Party Socialist Youth League since year 2003.

Of all the politicians, he is my idol. I agree with his opinions especially that Malaysia is dying instead of growing, and if Malaysia does not lead by a better leader soon, Malaysia will be in the fail state. When I was working in a phone shop last time, my ex-boss's base customer was Datuk and Datin of Malacca. I've seen the way how a Datuk spend their money.

 Let’s not mention his name, let’s address him as K. I do not agree with his way of spending his money. I would say, he is a politician who always kept himself update with latest cell phone models. Money was never a problem for him. Once there's something wrong with his wife's cell phone, he would just directly get a new one for his wife. In my opinion, although he is rich, but that doesn't mean he should just simply spend his money in buying unnecessary things. I would recommend if he have extra money, please donate to people who need it. Although RM 2k or 3k doesn't seem to be a big sum of money to him, but somehow, it does make a lot of difference to other people. 

Yes, It's none of my business to bother how he spent his fortune because the money belongs to him. But what if all politicians are just like him? Spending money like drinking water? I dare to say that Malaysia will fall very soon. I think Malaysia 2020 should be changed to Malaysia 2012, if you got what I mean. However, Malaysia still have hopes because we’re lucky to have politicians like Nga Kor Ming to fight for Malaysian. He who is a person I believe that really can change Malaysia's future. I believe in DAP's leadership - Nga Kor Ming who I think will be ‘Malaysia’s Obama’, just like Obama, leading the States successfully although he’s not a white.


Ignore if u dislike this post and no offence all just my opinion.
I just wish to be proud of my country, a better tomorrow for my little brother and everyone.
Please don't sue me, i got no money for lawyer.
I'm just a 22 years old small kid. :)



Nga Kor Ming giving his speech, you'll ROFL if u watch it. :)

倪可敏演讲-马六甲 part 1

 

 

 

倪可敏演讲-马六甲 part 2

 

 

倪可敏演讲-马六甲 part 3

 

 

倪可敏演讲-马六甲 part 4

 

 

倪可敏演讲-马六甲 part 5

 

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Vulgarity Dictionary

Today found something really intersting on facebook.It's all about Vulgarities!!I wondering does tis dictionary really existing? I wanna get 1 for myself and my little brother.Even my mother is Hokkien and my dad is Hakka, sometimes i don't even understand what they talking = =.

There is a website dictionary name COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY    which teach us how to use SINGLISH!! What's SINGLISH about? Singlish means Singapore rojak English , and which artist use SINGLISH the most?  Yes!! The yellow boots guy with curly hairstyle, Mr Phua Chu Kang . Jialat liao ...my mother call me go eat my nasi lemak liao, if not later basi liao can't eat liao!!

This is the most funny page , that i keep on ROFL :D


Singlish - Pages K 


Hope u guys have a good day ya, happy learning SINGLISH ya! :P

Kissing can get you pregnant !!

Last few day ,my mum ask me to read a SinChewNewpaper Chinese article...but..but...but...mum...you forget my Chinese level standard 6 only? So i ask my little brother do the translation for me.(Jeremy save the day~!) Feel shock after listen what my brother telling me...Dear no more kissing please?.....

Here's the English version.


"Kissing can get you pregnant" is always a impossible matter in discussion...But research shows that a couple was tested and french kissing for 24 hours will get the female pregnant. While kissing, mans sperm will come out his balls and go straight to his brain, as for women, the egg will come out from uterus to enter to the ... See more lungs of the female... when kissing, sperm will travel from males mouth to females mouth and combine sperm and egg together in the females lungs..."


Thanks Felix Neo Shaun for the translation,my Chinese sucks.


Well...if really can cause pregnancy..if bottom there, use condom...if mouth..what we use? bubble gum?... LOL......

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Cigarettes filter contain Pig blood cells!!It's time for Muslim quit smoking!!

I'm smoking while writing this article. Yeah, just now read many articles, and found this news.

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The fatwa also drives controversies among Indonesian Muslim scholars especially from Nahdhatul Ulama (NU) scholars, the largest Muslim organisation in Indonesia. The division of opinion among Muslim scholars are understood because the reasoning of the unlawfulness of smoking is not clearly mentioned in the Quran and/or Hadith.

Now, there is a surprising and shocking finding which if proven right will have a global affect. A new study reveals cigarettes may contain traces of pig’s blood. Here’s the report:

University of Sydney Professor Simon Chapman referred to a “recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters,” The Australian said.
Muslims and Jews both ban the consumption of pork and strict vegetarians and vegans refuse to use any animal products or bi-products.
“I think that there would be some particularly devout groups who would find the idea that there were pig products in cigarettes to be very offensive,” Chapman.
“The Jewish community certainly takes these matters extremely seriously and the Islamic community certainly do as well, as would many vegetarians.
According to the recent study, pig haemoglobin, a blood protein, is used in cigarettes to make filters more effective at trapping harmful chemicals before they could enter a smoker’s lungs.
Chapman said that there is no way of knowing for sure which brands use pig haemoglobin. When listing the content of their products, tobacco companies say that there are “processing aids … that are not significantly present in, and do not functionally affect, the finished product. “Pig haemoglobin falls in that category and therefore would not be clearly stated on the list.

So, if you’re a Muslim and a smoker, make sure that you smoke something without a pig blood in it.
If it’s certain that all cigarettes contain traces of pig blood, Muhammadiyah and NU will certainly unite in declaring that smoking is haram as it’s clearly stated in the Quran about the unlawfulness of swine (pork, pig) (Al An’am 6:145) thus:

Say (O Muhammad SAW): “I find not in that which has been inspired to me anything forbidden to be eaten by one who wishes to eat it, unless it be Maytatah (a dead animal) or blood poured forth (by slaughtering or the like), or the flesh of swine (pork, etc.) for that surely is impure[1]

Note:
[1] Quran English version based on Muhammad Al-Hilali & Muhsin Khan translation.

Sources 


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So it's time for malay people quit smoking!! Well, i'm not racist or something, it's true cigarettes contain pig blood.If malay wanna smoke,go get yourself Lucky Strike that without filter, and without the filter the higher chance for u get lungs Cancer.What for so hard must pick something that without filter and no PIG's blood cell inside? Just quit it!! Don't smoke anymore!!

No more Dunhill!!

 No more Marlboro!!

The only one!! Lucky Strike!!

Lesson of the day :

Quit Smoking, good for your health and your wallet.

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Nang Me!!

Accident come to you even u drive safely.

The old folks always telling us this, pay attention when driving,drive slowly, don't ever rush traffic light, use hand-free while driving and you wont get into accident.But is this true?! But it's not for my buddy.

This incident happen nearby Malacca IPK last year November.It happen when midnight 3am in the morning, my friend driving Proton Wira and waiting for the traffic light turn green.It's common the traffic light turn green and we drive. When my friend just start pick up, suddenly a Proton saga rush out from his right side and hit his front bumper, that impact make my friend car lost control and go bang the traffic light.

And that asshole driver just get off from his car and run away from there. Why this fellow are so funny, why he get off from his car and use the LEG run ,but not instant drive the car and run? This is the most funny " Hit & Run " case that i ever heard about.

Lucky nothing happen to my friend, just a little injured and the most lucky guy is me,if my friend didn't sent me home first, you won't able to read this post.


Let's see what happen to my friend's car....

Oww mai god?! Lucky not the driver seat.

The car is gone, total lost.

It's sooooooooooooooooooo serious!!

this is the "Hit & Run" driver car.

Try use your imagination to see...My friend just drive 20km/h...How fast is that fellow driving? If my friend drive a little faster, i think i won't able hanging out with him anymore.


Lesson of the day:

Even u drive safety,as long u on the road,the accident still come to you.



Feels free, nang in innit for me if this is meaningful to you.
 
Nang me!!

How to make your blog popular?

Well,this is a common question that everyone ask when still new in blogging, here's some tips that i found over the net,and now i sharing it with u all. Here's some way to to increase traffic for your blog.


1) Blog hopping.

2) Write some articles that having strong contests.

3) Write more comment in the others blog.

4) Post up your link in your facebook ,forums and etc social networking site.

5) Write more popular keywords so search engines eg like (Yahoo,Google,Bing) will display your blog in the results.

6) Submitting your blog to some blog directories website like malaysian-blog.com and    www.blogged.my

7) Submit your blog url to search engine like Yahoo,Google,Bing. Here's the link for it. Click Me.

8) Submit your post in innit , if you manage to get in top 10 list , i'm sure it will help a little for your blog traffic too.



Hope you all enjoy reading and get more traffic for your blog.
Hope this helpful to you.
Good day everyone,happy blogging. :)



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 :)
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Making moneys way.

Money Money Money. no money no talk!!

Nowadays, everyone is thinking how to make money for living. There's so many way for people making money, but which would be the FASTEST best way for making money?

Tradition way of making money, parents ask you to study hard, get a bla bla bla university diploma or degree certificate. After that work for some big company and get fix income every month.But that really take a lot of time, u have to spent 3 year for a kinder-garden , 5 years for a primary school , 5 year for a secondary school , 5 year for a university .It total took 18 year for u get the university certificate. If u a freshly graduation baby boy or baby girl, u only able to get 2k income for a month. BUT!! You only able to make money from being an a employee, you wont able to make big moneys.

Be a drugs dealer, is the FASTEST way of making money way.But there's a risk , if u are BUSTED ,and u are dead. This is the fastest way for you make moneys, but also is the fastest way for u to register yourself in Hell .Because once u fail, u are DEAD.

Direct sales also is a good way of making money,but it take time for building a successful network to achieve monthly repeat sales. Take a example of direct sales, i got a few friends that working hard in a direct selling , once awhile they asking me to join them. I do join them, but after a few month of studying the making money way of them. I pull myself off from it, that's just making me lose more friends but not making me more money, and it take really long time for u gain any profit from it. But once your network is strong enough, u can even don't work and let your down line working for you.

Investor is the real making BIG moneys way. But if u wanna be a investor, what u need is basic , money , knowledge. No one can be a investor with a empty wallet, and there's a risk of losing the money.

Yes, blogging also is a way of making money. Example Kenny Sia a famous blogger from Malaysia, the person who make alot of money from blogging. But this doesn't apply for every blogger, you have to spent a lot of time and effort for maintain traffic of your blog. You have to write a lot of articles and travel around and taking some nice picture for foods and etc.

All these just my 2cent for making money, maybe you guys have a better opinion for making money? So just post it up in comment box. :)


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p/s. : once again, sorry for my bad languages. :)

How do you deal with two faced people ?

Yesterday went out with my friends that working in a communication shop.Her boss is a rich guy own a few communication shop.When i step into the shop , and below is the conversation between me with her boss.


Boss : Hi young man,may i know what you looking for?
Me : Nope, i just come and find XXXX to have lunch together.
Boss : Oh i see, she at the back doing her job, why don't you have a seat take a look first?
Me : Nvm it's ok,i can wait at here.
Boss : Okay.

After that, i just standing aside wait for my friend. After that, i came back my home as usual ,and XXXX told me in msn. Ei Algin, my boss said to me  you are very LANCI AND YOU SUCKS. Feel so pissed after hear what my friend said, i reply the boss politely , and he talking behind my back? What kind of people is this? I thought he's a nice person some more. The way he talking to me and being friendly to my face, actually he is a two faced backstabber? I got no idea why would he said so, maybe he jealous i can take lunch with my pretty friend? Since he doesn't like me, i won't step into his shop anymore. That would be my last visit for his shop.


So boys and girls, comment how u guys deal with  two faced people.


p/s:sorry for my broken language. : )

DSLR photo shooting?

Yesterday was msn chatting with a friend, his name is Robin Lim. A young and handsome guy that owning a few DSLR. Last few month, i'm getting a DSLR,but after i got robbed when i drunk in Purebar, and i canceled my mind of getting it anymore.

A cheapest and nice DSLR might costing you 2~3k ,but that is really alot to me nowadays , 2~3k isn't a big deal for me when last time.But now, 2~3k is a really BIG deal for me. Self-employed doesn't have a fix income,and payment from ACACIA IT is really slow.But i doesn't like to working everyday, so i have to stick with this job.

Ok, back to topic don't really like to talk about me. I got the time for shooting, but i just don't have a good camera.Feels like wanna borrow a DSLR from Robin , since he got so many good and expensive DSLR.I think he'll borrow me a DSLR for shooting since i promote him in here =x.

But seriously, all his photography is really NICE. 

Let's take a look into in his few shooting by his Nikon D3s

This photo took him 2 hour and 2 box of matches.And it's the best out of 200 pics.

A good composition shoot!

 It's not just for walking, and it is also for shooting to Robin !!

Shoot the flower when it's still pretty!

One of his shooting when he go to Ipoh.

Well, that's all for today.I'm off to get my 3 in 1 meal (breakfast,lunch,dinner).

Robin, Enjoy!!

Clash of Titans

Clash of Titans is a movie that i cant waiting for since the day i watched the trailer. I watched it last week 1230am Thrusday in Malacca Carefour GSC with my friends.

But feel very disappointed with the movie story plot and the so called 3D EFFECT movie. Yeah, there's a only part really looks 3D,the Chinese subtitles was so 3D !!

If you have seen the trailer for Clash of the Titans, you have already seen the best part of the movie. Also don't watch the movie in 3D!! That just waste your money!!

When Zeus releases the Kraken, i was thinking how the Demi-human gonna take it down, when they found the witches,the 3 stupid witches thought them self is S.H.E. ? Molesting the Zeus's Son like they are very pretty.But the way how did the GIANT Kraken took down, that's really sucks,and a Demi-human used 5 seconds to send Hades back to his hometown. Just a few minutes for taking a God and a legendary GIANT monster.What's playing on the movie director mind? Maybe budget problem? :)


Anyway the rate would be 5/10 for it.

Nice song

"Pretend"


It seems all of these words couldn't be further from the truth
How did I get here? What did I do?

Your eyes, telling me lies
And making me find myself
While you have your agenda, a life to pursue

So please,
Let me be free from you.
And please, let me be free
I can face the truth.

I'm blind to all of your colors
That used to be rainbow then
My eyes, where did they go to?
Why disappear?

It's hard to be all alone
I never got through your disguise
I guess I'll just go, and face all my fear

So please,
Let me be free from you
And please, let me be free
I can face the truth.

Put down your world
Just for one night
Pick me again

So please,
Let me be free from you
And please, let me be free
I can face the truth